Ah-ha! There might be hope for the stars after all. Trying to take my ice-cream by sign advice to heart, I found this site which lists low-cal frozen treats. While they definitely do mention the dreaded vanilla frozen yogurt and fruit sorbets, they also list a couple of options that actually involve chocolate. So, for a brief glimmering second, I assumed that's what my ice-cream flavor by sign advice was actually referring to. Maybe it intentionally gave me the wrong sounding advice to lead me on the quest to find that low-cal frozen treats site (and, actually, I'm really glad I went on that quest because I also found other low-cal but yummy sounding desserts options.) However, upon further "By Sign" research, as noted in the comments, the Vacation by Sign and the Pizza by Sign predictions also bombed out. But wait! There's more! Kissing by Sign, Bathing Suits by Sign and Summer Movies by Sign ... Nope to making "every kiss you share the most passionate, romantic experience they've ever had" (who has time for that??), nada to a "French country print tank in cheery green with pink embroidery" and not a chance for 'License to Wed.' So much for the stars.
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I Scream!
When I take my kid to get ice-cream, her decision is very simple. She always wants the pink one. Later, she realizes that she doesn't actually like Strawberry or Cherry or Raspberry or whatever the pink flavor happened to be at the time. Once she's got the pink flavor de jour in her hand, she realizes what she really wants is my chocolate ice-cream but when we're looking at the flavors, she absolutely cannot be convinced that she would like the brown one over the pink one. Me, I typically have huge ice-cream dilemmas. Do I get Chocolate or Double Chocolate? Chocolate Fudge or Chocolate Chocolate Chip? The possibilities are typically endless, or at least never as simple as being limited to just one or two chocolately variations. So, just for giggles, I checked this flavor by sign article to see what kind of ice-cream I should order based on my horoscope. Now I know horoscopes are often unreliable and inaccurate but this was way off!
"You're so good about watching your weight, Libra, that we're unlikely to find you chowing down on chocolate fudge brownie ice cream. More likely, you'll savor a small dish of lemon sorbet or nonfat vanilla frozen yogurt ..."
HA! It's almost eerie how UNTRUE that is. I do try to watch my weight, yes, but a small dish of lemon sorbet over chocolate fudge brownie ice cream? Not bloody likely! However... if you've ever played Keno, you know it's almost as hard to pick NONE of the wining numbers as it is to pick all of them. So I thought I'd press my luck and look up my shoes by sign:
"You'd prefer a pair of slender mules with thin heels, or floral-print, lace-up, three-inch espadrille wedges"
It will be a cold day in hell when I wear floral-print lace up, three-inch espadrille wedges.
It's Hot Missy, who celebrates a birthday only a few days before me, yet falls into the Virgo realm, and happens to be wearing silver, three-inch espadrille sandals today, agrees the advice for her sign is also the complete opposite of what she likes (she was advised to stick to sling-back, pointy-toed patent leather flats) so it's not limited to just me I guess. How'd the stars do for you?
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